“二战(zhàn )(🍅)”时期,盟(⛲)军要实施(📼)安奇奥(🐌)登陆计划,迫于对一门叫安(ān )(🤢)奇奥大(🎺)炮的超(🎹)级武器的忌(🌰)惮,要派两个精锐特工(📿)去摧(👋)毁这门大(dà )炮(pào )(🌗),结(♑)果两(😎)个傻逼被派了去,最后经过(guò )一连串搞笑(xiào )(💆)事件,阴差阳(yáng )(🏐)错(cuò )的最后完成了任务。 (✖)片(piàn )段一:(🖍)德国人在北非布置了一个(⏺)陷(🚢)阱(🌙),准(zhǔn )(🧚)备了一(yī )幅假的防御工事(🖲)地(🔢)图让这二个士兵带回去。他们却(què )阴差阳(🏂)错的拿(ná )走了(le )真的地(dì )图,最(zuì )终赢得了战役。 (🧤)片段二(èr ):他们化装(zhuāng )成(⛳)管道工潜(qián )入(rù )德军(🧟)在(zài )意(🧣)大利(⚾)的司令部,给(🈁)他们卫生(💔)间的管道修得乱(🚗)七八糟,把将军(🐛)淋了个(gè )落汤鸡。将军去(qù )换衣(yī )服,拉开抽屉发现一套(tào )新(xīn )的军(jun1 )服,于是洗(📛)头(tóu )洗脸(💏)准(zhǔn )备换上(shàng )新军服的时候闭着(🏴)眼把(bǎ )(📐)脸盆里的脏水倒进抽屉(💣)里了(🚡)((🌸)柜子旁边有一个废(👛)水桶)。那(📤)个(gè )将军是(shì )(🐂)最(zuì )(👚)主要的一个配角,很(✖)有意(yì )(💑)思。到影(yǐng )(🚩)片结束(shù )前(❄)1分(fèn )钟,都没有一句台词。最后说了一(yī )句(jù )“谢(xiè )谢”。 片段三:德军有(🕵)一门超级大炮俯(🔍)视着联军将(jiāng )要登陆的海滩。这二(èr )个士兵(😼)居然(rán )化装成(chéng )希(🏁)特(tè )勒和随从,去视察(chá )(🖥)大炮(😙),把大炮炸掉了(le )。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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